ER MEH GERSH!!! I JUST SAW IRON MAN 3!!!
I'm going to review this movie, so, if you haven't seen it yet, *SPOILER ALERT* (IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IRON MAN 3 YET, I SUGGEST TURNING AWAY NOW. UNLESS YOU WANT TO LIVE THROUGH ME RANTING ABOUT BASICALLY EVERYTHING MAJOR THAT OCCURRED IN THE MOVIE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IF YOU CONTINUE TO READ PAST THIS, AND GET ANGRY AT WHAT YOU LEARN, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.).
It is opening day of Iron Man 3, so I don't expect many people to have seen it yet, but...anyways...there are a few things I need to rant about.
The reason I'm reviewing this technically the day after it premiered, because the movie didn't get over until 1 a.m. LOL
First of all, I LOVED the random bits of humor (there always are with him, but these for some reason topped the icing on the cake). Such as the scenes with the kid, and in the beginning! Oh gosh, the beginning. When he was dancing, and then the suit was being attached to him, causing him to trip around and dodge flying suit pieces everywhere. XD Great way to start off the movie.
Bravo, RDJ, bravo. <3 AND when he had the one glove, one boot combo for a while, and was maneuvering through the air and doing flips? IMPRESSIVE.
One of the things that upset me, especially when I watched the trailer, is that his beard was different! I mean, yeah, he's still hot and everything, but it wasn't the original Tony Stark goatee...but throughout the movie, it grew on me..and I like it. XD
Watching him have anxiety attacks made my own heart ache. ;; I wanted to jump in the screen and give him a big hug...then touch his hair. (His new haircut is wonderful, haha. I want to ruffle my hands through it.
His hair looks SO SOFT.) But the part when he started having an attack with the kid there, and the kid was overwhelming him with questions was hysterical. XD I love that little kid, lol...
Okay, now here is what REALLY pissed me off about this movie: THE ENDING. THEY TOOK AWAY HIS FRICKIN REACTOR!!! I mean, yay for no shrapnels of metal threatening to kill him, but seriously!? STAN LEE, WAT R U DOING? STAN LEE, STAHP. Tony without his reactor is like mac without cheese. They're a combo deal; one can't live without the other! I know this is awful to say, and I even feel bad for saying it, but I'm hoping that he'll be attacked again where he'll have to get it again...it suits him...It's just...it's not the same without it. *pouts* The scene when he was getting the shrapnels removed, I leaned forward in my theatre seat, and stared at the screen with a face of
!!! IT WASN'T RIGHT. I feel like I need to write a very strongly-worded letter Marvel... >:[ NO. ME. FREAKING. GUSTA. ...I miss the reactor already...
Now I'm torn; when I cosplay him, do I keep the reactor as part of the costume, or take it away? ;A; ADSKJSDFKDLFKDLKFKLDSFHF I DON'T KNOW. *PANIC* And then when he was talking in the background, how Tony Stark is different now ...(AND HE THREW HIS REACTOR IN THE OCEAN?!?!?!
I would have kept that baby!) I started to think there might be no more Iron Man movies. D': Then I started freaking out to my friends about "what if he never gets his reactor back?!" and that jazz, and Pooky reminded me that he's gonna be in the new Avengers in 2015, but that doesn't guarantee it'll be back!
AND THE SCENE AFTER THE CREDITS!!!
I told ~JasperSellene
, Pooky, and one of our friends that we weren't going anywhere until after the credits are over because Marvel likes to add clips afterwards. I'm so glad I made them wait! LOL We literally freaked when Bruce appeared on screen.
Jasper was especially happy, lol. I also had a slight mound of hope when I saw Tony talking to Bruce for therapy, and I began to think, "OOH! THIS NEVER HAPPENED! Tony just had a bad dream, and is now telling Bruce about it. He never got his reactor removed, and he's fine." Then I saw a shot of him laying on the lounge chair from the chest up, saw now reactor and realized I had just been trolled by Marvel. :[ NOT. COOL. But the scene was hilarious. XD Poor Tony, haha...can't catch a break. Then after that little clip, the line "Tony Stark will return." made me jump in my seat. THERE ARE GONNA BE MORE :'D (Sorry I ever doubted you, Marvel. :A: )
Now I am in that mental state when I start to question whether I just watched the movie, or if I just imagined all of it...and that I wish I was still in the theatre, watching the iron awesomeness...
I may have to create a diagnosis of PMD (Post Movie Disorder). LOL
(Please tell me I'm not the only one who gets these feelings after watching a great movie for the first time. ;; ) I may have to waste more of my money to go see it again...I don't think I can wait long enough to not see it again before it comes out on DVD... (Wow, pathetic much? XD) Haha, Robert Downey, Jr. (
) is the perfect actor for this role! (If I ever find out in the future generations that they're going to remake Iron Man movies, I'll be LIVID. No one can beat the awesomeness.) If you haven't seen it yet, WATCH IT. You won't regret it, unless you hate Iron Man...( :[ I will find you.)
GAH wish I could watch it again right now...
Expect fan art very soon.
Ah, I'm done ranting for now. Anyways, if you've seen it, let me know! What did you guys think about it? And are you okay with him removing his reactor?
Love you all~ Thanks for reading (if you managed to read it all).